TrikDickNix’s Twitter Feed: 1969-1977

Guess what? Inaugurations are boring.
9:31 AM Jan 20th, 1969 from txt

@DownwardSpiro Tweeting @ you from Oval Office WHAT UP!
8:25 AM Jan 21st, 1969 from web

What’s the difference between your mom and Cambodia? When I invade Cambodia, I don’t regret it when I sober up. BURN!
9:08 PM Mar 16th, 1969 from web

LULZ! You guys seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqI4j3FHtLw Hamster eating popcorn on a piano. HILAR.
4:58 AM Nov 4th, 1969 from web

I’m pretty sure there is something under my bed.
11:21 PM Feb 25th, 1970 from txt

I am not kidding around here there is something under my bed WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE ME?
2:33 AM Feb 26th, 1970 from txt

False alarm it was just @DeathsKissinger
2:42 AM Feb 26th, 1970 from txt

@WatergateHotelConcierge thanks so much for those soaps, as well as that other stuff.
12:20 PM May 16th, 1972 from web

NO I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
10:36 PM Jun 17th, 1972 from txt

@MorningWoodward @ BernsteinBear STFU
10:04 AM Aug 1st, 1972 from web

Hey! Hey! Everyone check out what I did in China! Don’t pay attention to that other thing, look at China! Reopened relations with China!
6:45 PM Jan 11th, 1973 from web

Shit.
9:17 AM Aug 9th, 1974 from txt

Idea 4 image rehab- cooking show where I show how people w/ no culinary skills can make delicious meals, titled “I Am Not a Cook” Thoughts?
3:13 PM Oct 22nd, 1976 from web

FINE I WON’T DO THE SHOW jeez take a joke people.
3:15 PM Oct 22nd, 1976 from web

@FrostyTheShowman Sure, sounds fun, if you’re really dumb enough to tango with me.
11:26 AM Mar 5th, 1977 from web

NO I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
8:11 PM May 25th, 1977 from txt

At least this still makes me smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqI4j3FHtLw
4:25 PM May 29th, 1977 from web